[{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/www.stiv.sk\/vtipne-fakty-o-muzoch-ktori-vas-nechaju-v-rozpakoch\/#Article","mainEntityOfPage":"https:\/\/www.stiv.sk\/vtipne-fakty-o-muzoch-ktori-vas-nechaju-v-rozpakoch\/","headline":"Vtipn\u00e9 fakty o mu\u017eoch, ktor\u00ed v\u00e1s nechaj\u00fa v rozpakoch","name":"Vtipn\u00e9 fakty o mu\u017eoch, ktor\u00ed v\u00e1s nechaj\u00fa v rozpakoch","description":"“\u010clovek sa sklad\u00e1 z dvoch \u010dast\u00ed, jeho mysle a jeho tela, len telo m\u00e1 viac z\u00e1bavy.” – Woody Allen V tomto svete je to\u013eko faktov, ktor\u00e9 n\u00e1s ohromuj\u00fa. Niektor\u00e9 z nich s\u00fa divn\u00e9, niektor\u00e9 s\u00fa v\u00e1\u017ene, niektor\u00e9 s\u00fa neuverite\u013en\u00e9 a niektor\u00e9 s\u00fa \u00faplne vtipn\u00e9. Kto nem\u00e1 r\u00e1d nejak\u00fa z\u00e1bavu spolu s niektor\u00fdmi nov\u00fdmi dopl\u0148uj\u00facimi poznatkami? […]","datePublished":"2018-08-11","dateModified":"2018-08-11","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.stiv.sk\/author\/#Person","name":"","url":"https:\/\/www.stiv.sk\/author\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/cbcb92d2d459f60d1dc08d6e5973c6b0ed1017e8a3b51da0599e03841cfa81e6?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/cbcb92d2d459f60d1dc08d6e5973c6b0ed1017e8a3b51da0599e03841cfa81e6?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"stiv.sk","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.stiv.sk\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a291886_w16634_t1539242244.jpg","url":"https:\/\/www.stiv.sk\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a291886_w16634_t1539242244.jpg","height":0,"width":0},"url":"https:\/\/www.stiv.sk\/vtipne-fakty-o-muzoch-ktori-vas-nechaju-v-rozpakoch\/","wordCount":431,"articleBody":"“\u010clovek sa sklad\u00e1 z dvoch \u010dast\u00ed, jeho mysle a jeho tela, len telo m\u00e1 viac z\u00e1bavy.” – Woody AllenV tomto svete je to\u013eko faktov, ktor\u00e9 n\u00e1s ohromuj\u00fa. Niektor\u00e9 z nich s\u00fa divn\u00e9, niektor\u00e9 s\u00fa v\u00e1\u017ene, niektor\u00e9 s\u00fa neuverite\u013en\u00e9 a niektor\u00e9 s\u00fa \u00faplne vtipn\u00e9. Kto nem\u00e1 r\u00e1d nejak\u00fa z\u00e1bavu spolu s niektor\u00fdmi nov\u00fdmi dopl\u0148uj\u00facimi poznatkami?Tak\u017ee bez \u010fal\u0161ieho zdr\u017eania, predstavujeme nieko\u013eko n\u00e1hodn\u00fdch faktov o mu\u017eoch. S\u00fa z\u00e1bavn\u00e9 a\u00a0nemysl\u00edme ich ur\u00e1\u017elivo. Bu\u010fte preto pripraven\u00ed vzia\u0165 ich \u0161portovo.Niektor\u00e9 vtipn\u00e9 pravdy o mu\u017eochMu\u017ei s\u00fa pr\u00edrodn\u00e9 prenosn\u00e9 chr\u00e1pacie ohrieva\u010de v zime. Maj\u00fa tendenciu ma\u0165 vy\u0161\u0161iu telesn\u00fa teplotu ako \u017eeny.Ak mu\u017e hovor\u00ed: “Zavol\u00e1m ti,” a nevol\u00e1, nezabudol; nestratil va\u0161e \u010d\u00edslo; nezomrel; jednoducho v\u00e1m nechcel zavola\u0165.Stanfordsk\u00e1 univerzita uskuto\u010dnila \u0161t\u00fadiu, pod\u013ea ktorej s\u00fa mu\u017ei pri rie\u0161en\u00ed zlo\u017eit\u00fdch probl\u00e9mov o 50% viac \u00faspe\u0161nej\u0161\u00ed ako \u017eeny.Ke\u010f si vezmete rozveden\u00e9ho mu\u017ea, ste ekologicky zodpovedn\u00ed. Vo svete, kde je viac \u017eien ako mu\u017eov, je potrebn\u00e9 recyklova\u0165.Nesna\u017ete sa u\u010di\u0165 mu\u017eov, ako robi\u0165 \u010doko\u013evek na verejnosti. M\u00f4\u017eu sa u\u010di\u0165 v s\u00fakrom\u00ed; na verejnosti to musia vedie\u0165!Mu\u017ei s\u00fa z\u00e1bavnej\u0161\u00ed a citlivej\u0161\u00ed ako \u017eeny. O citlivej veci, ak \u010dlovek zalo\u017eil ohe\u0148 a posledn\u00fd k\u00fasok dreva sa nesp\u00e1lil, je urazen\u00fd.Mu\u017ei, ktor\u00ed s\u00fa \u017eenat\u00ed, maj\u00fa sk\u00f4r dlh\u0161iu \u017eivotnos\u0165 ne\u017e t\u00ed, ktor\u00ed s\u00fa slobodn\u00ed. Ale oni s\u00fa t\u00ed, ktor\u00ed s\u00fa ochotn\u00ed zomrie\u0165.Chlapci nedok\u00e1\u017eu udr\u017ea\u0165 tajomstv\u00e1, ktor\u00e9 im diev\u010dat\u00e1 povedia.Mu\u017ei sa smej\u00fa hlasnej\u0161ie, dlh\u0161ie a \u010dastej\u0161ie ne\u017e \u017eeny.Hovor\u00ed sa, \u017ee mu\u017esk\u00e1 brada rastie najr\u00fdchlej\u0161ie, ke\u010f o\u010dak\u00e1va sex alebo ke\u010f o\u00a0tom prem\u00fd\u0161\u013ea.\u017deny nevytv\u00e1raj\u00fa bl\u00e1zniv\u00fdch mu\u017eov, v\u00e4\u010d\u0161ina z nich je typ “rob\u00edm ho s\u00e1m zo seba”.Dajte chlapovi n\u00e1povedu, nie\u010do nejasn\u00e9 ako “Viete \u010do ?! … uh … nevad\u00ed!” A je ist\u00e9, \u017ee pr\u00edde k z\u00e1veru, ktor\u00fd je \u010faleko od toho, o \u010dom rozm\u00fd\u0161\u013eate.Ako naz\u00fdvame inteligentn\u00e9ho mu\u017ea v Amerika? – Turista.Bez oh\u013eadu na to, ak\u00fd siln\u00fd je mu\u017e, nem\u00f4\u017ee zlo\u017ei\u0165 kus papiera (bez oh\u013eadu na to, ako ve\u013ek\u00fd) na polovicu, viac ako 8 kr\u00e1t.Ak sa chcete zbavi\u0165 mu\u017ea, a to aj bez toho, aby ste mu ubl\u00ed\u017eili jeho mu\u017eskos\u0165; m\u00f4\u017ee to by\u0165 probl\u00e9m.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        4.5\/5 - (17 votes)        "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Vtipn\u00e9 fakty o mu\u017eoch, ktor\u00ed v\u00e1s nechaj\u00fa v rozpakoch","item":"https:\/\/www.stiv.sk\/vtipne-fakty-o-muzoch-ktori-vas-nechaju-v-rozpakoch\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]